True Story Swear to God 2: This One Goes to 11

True Story Swear to God 2: This One Goes to 11 

By Tom Beland (ait/planet lar)
ISBN: 1-9320-5132-1

Tom Beland is a man in love. At his time of life and looking like he does, he finds that hard enough to believe. That his One True Love lives three thousand miles away, in Puerto Rico, is pretty much incomprehensible to him. And that she’s stuck there without him during the most humungous hurricane he’s ever heard of is not a situation that is going to happen twice.

This second collection of the charming, true, modern romance sees creator and protagonist Beland accept that he and his beloved Lily cannot be apart any more. Matching the comedy and drama of outrageous weather systems with the irresistibly opposing forces of two mature people who are each settled in their own space can only mean that something has to give. Who’s going to move or who’s going to quit?

This One Goes to 11 combines charm, gentleness and real-life trials as old as humanity and wraps them in a warm deceptively subtle cartoon style to tell a story we’ve all featured in and can’t help but empathise with. Well worth seeking out.

© 2005 Tom Beland. All Rights Reserved.

Star Trek: The Next Generation — Maelstrom

Star Trek: The Next Generation — Maelstrom 

By Michael Jan Friedman & Pablo Marcos (Titan Books)
ISBN 1-94576- 318-1

Titan’s reprinting (issues #13-18 of the DC series from the 1990s) of the venerable TV phenomenon continues with Michael Jan Friedman scripting capable if uninspiring comics tales illustrated by veteran Pablo Marcos, and guest artists and writers Dave Stern, Mike O’Brien, Ken Penders, Mike Manley and Robert Campanella also contributing to the licensed fun.

Friedman’s adventures involve an elaborate plot by telepaths to use the crew to assassinate delegates at a peace conference, a plot by the Ferengi to illegally strip-mine a resort world, starring Riker and LaForge, and a stellar phenomenon that draws the Enterprise into a confrontation with the Romulans just as a plague of madness grips the crew. The fill-in is another “time-traveller back to fix the continuum” tale as Wesley Crusher’s attempts to improve the Transporter system go awry.

Although not the best work these creators have produced, the stories are honest entertainment that should be a welcome treat for fans and they are easily accessible to anyone who has seen the TV show

™ & © 2006 CBS Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Chronicles of Conan vol 8: Brothers of the Blade

Chronicles of Conan vol 8: Brothers of the Blade 

By Roy Thomas, John Buscema, Mike Ploog & various (Dark Horse Books)
ISBN: 1-84576-137-5

The eighth volume of reprinted Marvel Conan stories is a true treat, as it features not just the magnificently recoloured artwork of John Buscema partnered with some of his most gifted inkers – Tom Palmer, Frank Springer, Pablo Marcos and Steve Gan – but also reprints one of the last comic stories of the tragically under-rated Mike Ploog. The book ends with Buscema, though, who returns to begin the epic “Queen of the Black Coast” story line that ran from issues #58 – 100 of the monthly comic book. Parts one and two can be found here along with issues #52 through 57.

Conan is undergoing something of a revival at the moment, both as prose and comic book character, not to mention all those figurines that could find homes on the shelves of the faithful, and there’s always the promise of another movie. Still and all, and whilst admitting my bias, if you can’t actually have more Robert E. Howard, you can’t do much better than these thumping good yarns that kept the legend alive in the long-ago, hip again 1970s.

© 1975, 2005 Conan Properties International, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Heath Robinson

 Heath Robinson

HEATH ROBINSON: ABSURDITIES (Duckworth)
ISBN: 0-71561-583-1 (1990 edition) ISBN: 0-71560-920-3 (1975 edition)

Heath Robinson

HEATH ROBINSON: RAILWAY RIBALDRY (Duckworth)
ISBN: 0-71560-823-1 (1997 edition) ISBN: 0-71561-489-4 (1980 edition)

Not many people enter the language due to their own works. Fewer still last the course and stay there. Can you recall what “doing an Archer” means?

William Heath Robinson was born on 31st May 1872 into something of an artistic dynasty. His father Thomas was chief staff artist for Penny Illustrated Paper. His older brothers Thomas and Charles were also illustrators of note. After schooling he tried unsuccessfully to become a watercolour landscape artist before returning to the family trade. In 1902 he produced the fairy story “Uncle Lubin” before working for The Tatler, Bystander, Sketch, Strand and London Opinion, during which time he developed the humorous whimsy and penchant for eccentric mechanical devices that made him a household name.

Heath Robinson

During the Great War he uniquely avoided the Jingoistic stance and fervor of his fellow artists, preferring to satirise the absurdity of conflict itself with volumes of cartoons such as “The Saintly Hun”. After a career of phenomenal success and creativity, in cartooning, illustration and particularly advertising, he found himself doing it again in World War Two. He died on 13th September 1944.

There is very little point in analysis in the limited space available here, but surely some degree of recommendation is permissible. In Absurdities (1934), Heath Robinson personally gathered his favourite works into a single, all too slim volume that more than any other describes the frail resilience of the human condition in the Machine Age and particularly how the English deal with it all. They are also some of his funniest strips and panels.

In Railway Ribaldry, a commission from The Great Western Railway Company to celebrate their centenary in1935 (and more power to them; can you imagine a modern company paying someone to make fun of them?), he used his gentle genius to examine Homo Sapiens Albionensis, as steel and rails and steam and timetables gradually bored their way into the hearts and minds of us folk. Much too little of his charming and detailed illustrative wit is in print today, a situation that cries out for Arts Council Funding more than any other injustice in the sadly neglected field of cartooning and Popular Arts.

Heath Robinson

Other publications of his work include Some Frightful War Pictures (1915), Hunlikely! (1916), The Saintly Hun: A Book of German Virtues (1917), Flypapers (1919), Get On With It (1920), The Home Made Car (1921), Quaint and Selected Pictures (1922), Humours of Golf (1923), Let’s Laugh (1939), Heath Robinson At War (1941) and The Penguin Heath Robinson (1946), as well as such collaborations as The Incredible Inventions Of Professor Branestawm by N Hunter (1933), or Mein Rant with R. F. Patterson (1940).

In the 1970s and 1980s Duckworth produced and or reprinted a selection of albums which included Inventions, Devices, The Gentle Art of Advertising, Heath Robinson at War, Humours of Golf, How To Be A Motorist, How To Be A Perfect Husband, How To Live in a Flat, How To Make your Garden Grow, How To Run a Communal Home, How To Build a New World, and How To Make the Best of Things, and many of these can still be found at or ordered through your local Library Service. Both Ribaldry and Absurdities were reissued in the 1990s and were readily available on Amazon last week. (I’ve included the ISBN’s in case you’re tempted…)

Heath Robinson

I apologize for the laundry-list nature of the above review, but I’m not sorry to have produced it and neither will you be when you find any the wonderful, whimsical, whacky work of William Heath Robinson, Wizard of Quondam Mechanics.

© 2007 The estate of William Heath Robinson.